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Piss Flaps 7:55 Sat Sep 26
Anyone seen my pigeon?
Prize racing bird let out for training flap in Green St area

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Takashi Miike 7:55 Sat Sep 26
Re: Anyone seen my pigeon?
haha. training shag by the looks of the poor cunt

Nurse Ratched 7:56 Sat Sep 26
Re: Anyone seen my pigeon?
"One pound pigeon"

gph 7:57 Sat Sep 26
Re: Anyone seen my pigeon?
You've let it get into a proper state.

Anyone got the bird welfare police's number?

easthammer 7:57 Sat Sep 26
Re: Anyone seen my pigeon?
The best wing play of the day. Certainly had the edge on Moses

Nurse Ratched 8:15 Sat Sep 26
Re: Anyone seen my pigeon?
Geep, you coo-coo-coould get him in trouble.

North Bank 8:17 Sat Sep 26
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It had Johnny Howson all in a flap

wanstead_hammer 8:24 Sat Sep 26
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PFC?

Northern Sold 8:33 Sat Sep 26
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Ha Ha Ha,,, I can't get that image of the bird out of my head... he was surely on it's last legs/wings... a right old avian mess

Mad Dog 8:40 Sat Sep 26
Re: Anyone seen my pigeon?
Did that steward punt it before it flew across the pitch?

Mr Anon 9:01 Sat Sep 26
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That thing could fly? Looked like it had been living off fag butts.

Mad Dog 10:06 Sat Sep 26
Re: Anyone seen my pigeon?
It flew from the corner flag in down by alpari/Bobby moore. About 2 feet across the ground the entire way. Looked to me like the steward punted it

lowermarshhammer 11:54 Sat Sep 26
Re: Anyone seen my pigeon?
A couple of weeks ago there was a skanky looking feral pigeon in the garden at the feeder with some coloured leg rings.

I did wonder if it was a racer who'd just given up and gone to seed.

Also there was a sickly wood pigeon hanging around last week shitting everywhere. I put it out of it's misery and left it by the hedge for the fox.

Pigeons are a bit shit really, don't mind a turtle dove but they are rare as hen's teeth nowadays.

gph 2:21 Sun Sep 27
Re: Anyone seen my pigeon?
I did once have a pigeon salad.

But it was out in rural Yorkshire, and I don't think it's at all likely they imported city pigeon.

Anyway, it was tasty, and I survived.

13 Brentford Rd 2:28 Sun Sep 27
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Pigeons are racist........

andyd12345 2:57 Sun Sep 27
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A pigeon landed in my garden a few years ago that had been attacked by a fox, it had a big gash down its chest. Gave it some bird seed which it promptly swallowed, and the seed then fell out the hole in his chest back onto the ground. Pretty grim.

Don't reckon he lasted much longer.

Nurse Ratched 3:10 Sun Sep 27
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Everyonehas a pigeon story.

I have two. Both grim.

gph 3:15 Sun Sep 27
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Mine is that my Dad's Irish setter caught one when I was out walking it.

But, instead of killing it, the daft thing lay there with the bird trapped between its paws and started licking it until I was able to release it.

Not that grim.

gph 3:16 Sun Sep 27
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But probably a bit scary for the pigeon.

Claret Badger 9:04 Sun Sep 27
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ever see a baby pigeon?

bruuuno 9:06 Sun Sep 27
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Claret Badger 9:04 Sun Sep 27

yea, when I worked in farringdon there was a little pigeon nest out the back. The baby pigeons matured very rapidly, they looked like normal pigeons after only a couple of weeks.

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